Last night, it snowed here in Ireland. Well, I say ‘snowed’ – at the minute, there’s a light dusting of powder on the hedges and trees, and about an inch on the ground. I can still see grass in some spots. (If you want to see the kind of snow I’m talking about, have a look at this blog.) We rarely get snow here, though – perhaps 3 or 4 days every year – and you wouldn’t believe the havoc that accompanies it. There are car crashes, panics, people phone work saying they won’t be able to get in – although that’s possibly just a bit of entrepreneurial spirit taking advantage of the situation.
My boss (may he ever prosper) phoned me not long ago and told me to take the day off, so I’m feeling quite chipper!
I was thinking how my friends in New England would laugh at our Irish ‘snow’. When I lived there, life went on as normal through 2′ of the stuff. Snow ploughs would be out at the first flake. There was a parking lot right across the street from me which was plowed every night, and the guy always lowered the plow too far. I’d be kept up all night by iron scraping against asphalt. The nifty ridges left in the tarmac taught me how the machines got their name – it looked just like a ploughed field!
Everyone would get a shovel out and clear the pavement in front of their house. There would be a path in the snow wide enough for one person to pass through, with a waist-high wall of snow on either side. It was fun when you met someone walking the other way and had to negotiate a way past. I also remember the reassuring signs around the centre of Boston telling you to beware of falling chunks of ice as it began to thaw. I came within a foot of being sent on my merry way by one such lump. Snow? We don’t know the half of it.
What worried me more last night was the lightning. One bolt was so close I was left deaf for a couple of minutes, and the entire bedroom was lit up like midday in summer. A few towns had power losses too. I quite like thunderstorms, but not when they fuck with my eardrums!
Anyway. I couldn’t go on about snow in Ireland without giving the master his due place, so here is a word from my mate James.
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. It had begun to snow again. He watched sleepily the flakes, silver and dark, falling obliquely against the lamplight. The time had come for him to set out on his journey westward. Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ireland. It was falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly upon the Bog of Allen and, farther westward, softly falling into the dark mutinous Shannon waves.
Sure, you know the rest yourself!